My August 1986 Charts

5th August 1986

It’s the oldest record to top my chart to date at 1 – the 22-year-old Shout, giving Lulu her first chart-topper after 18 years of trying. There are lots of big climbers, big droppers, and new entries in a volatile chart week. Doctor & The Medics make it 2 top 5’s in a row with a big leap, and yes, someone had to like it, Chris De Burgh also goes top 5 here. I loathe the record these days, got sick of hearing it very quickly, and have never gone back to it, it was all those wedding dances that did it…!

Robert Palmer gets his first top 10, Patti Labelle rockets into the 20, and Bruce Hornsby & Jesus & Mary Chain both leap strongly into the 20 too. The Smiths rocket into the 30, along with 2 soul divas in Aretha Franklin & Gwen Guthrie. The highest new entry is Miami Sound Machine, back again with the rather lovely Fallin In Love at 28. Yello have a European Goldrush into the 40, & The Real Thing get a 3rd 70’s remix into my 40, still feeling that force 7 years on. Tim Finn, ex of Split Enz and brother of forthcoming Crowded House ex-Split Enz Neil Finn, gets a solo entry, Prince is close behind, a bit of Boris Gardiner debuting his lover’s rock future UK chart-topper, Basia goes solo of Matt Bianco, Everything But The Girl have another newie, and the fabulous record and future Annie Lennox fabness (supporting Eurythmics on tour as it happens, A Lover Speaks) is No More ‘I Love You’s. Jefferey Osbourne also returns, popping to Soweto.

1 ( 3 ) SHOUT Lulu
2 ( 1 ) PAPA DON’T PREACH Madonna
3 ( 24 ) BURN Doctor & The Medics
4 ( 18 ) LADY IN RED Chris De Burgh
5 ( 5 ) WE WALKED IN LOVE Dollar
6 ( 6 ) PRESS Paul McCartney
7 ( 2 ) (BANG ZOOM) LET’S GO GO The Real Roxanne with Hitman Howie T
8 ( 15 ) I DIDN’T MEAN TO TURN YOU ON Robert Palmer
9 ( 4 ) HIGHER LOVE Stevie Winwood
10 ( 10 ) WHAT’S THE COLOUR OF MONEY Hollywood Beyond

11 ( 7 ) CAMOUFLAGE Stan Ridgway
12 ( 30 ) FIND THE TIME Five Star
13 ( 9 ) NEW BEGINNING (MAMBA SEYRA) Bucks Fizz
14 ( 8 ) VENUS Bananarama
15 ( 26 ) OH LOUISE (REMIX) Junior
16 ( 62 ) OH PEOPLE Patti Labelle
17 ( 51 ) CALLING ALL THE HEROES It Bites
18 ( 11 ) ROSES Haywoode
19 ( 42 ) THE WAY IT IS Bruce Hornsby & The Range
20 ( 45 ) SOME CANDY TALKING Jesus & Mary Chain

21 ( 20 ) EVERY BEAT OF MY HEART Rod Stewart
22 ( 16 ) I CAN’T WAIT Nu Shooz
23 ( 13 ) THE EDGE OF HEAVEN Wham!
24 ( 12 ) THE PROMISE YOU MADE Cock Robin
25 ( 27 ) I CAN PROVE IT Phil Fearon & Galaxy
26 ( 17 ) NO CONVERSATION A View From The Hill
27 ( 48 ) AIN’T NOTHIN’ GOING’ ON BUT THE RENT Gwen Guthrie
28 ( NEW ) FALLIN’ IN LOVE (UH-UH) Miami Sound Machine featuring Gloria Estefan
29 ( 39 ) SUN STREET Katrina & The Waves
30 ( 74 ) PANIC The Smiths

31 ( 14 ) SEASIDE WOMAN Suzy & The Red Stripes
32 ( 25 ) OPPORTUNITIES (LET’S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY) Pet Shop Boys
33 ( 19 ) SOMEBODY Brilliant
34 ( 65 ) AIN’T NOBODY EVER LOVED YOU Aretha Franklin
35 ( 21 ) SING OUR OWN SONG UB40
36 ( 28 ) SMILE Audrey Hall
37 ( 29 ) FREDERICK Sandie Shaw
38 ( NEW ) GOLDRUSH Yello
39 ( 22 ) LET’S GO ALL THE WAY Sly Fox
40 ( NEW ) CAN YOU FEEL THE FORCE (REMIX) The Real Thing

41 ( 23 ) HAPPY HOUR The Housemartins
42 ( 41 ) A DIFFERENT CORNER George Michael
43 ( 35 ) HUNTING HIGH AND LOW a-ha
44 ( 72 ) DREAMTIME Daryl Hall
45 ( 40 ) VIENNA CALLING Falco
46 ( NEW ) CARVE YOU IN MARBLE Tim Finn
47 ( NEW ) GIRLS AND BOYS Prince
48 ( 64 ) BREAKING AWAY Jaki Graham
49 ( 32 ) I WANNA BE A COWBOY Boys Don’t Cry
50 ( 50 ) ED’S FUNKY DINER It’s Immaterial

51 ( NEW ) I WANT TO WAKE UP WITH YOU Boris Gardiner
52 ( 38 ) SWEET LOVE Anita Baker
53 ( 75 ) RED SKY Status Quo
54 ( NEW ) PRIME TIME TV Basia
55 ( 49 ) YOUNG HEARTS RUN FREE (REMIX) Candi Staton
56 ( 44 ) SPIRIT IN THE SKY Doctor & The Medics
57 ( 53 ) (I’LL NEVER BE) MARIA MAGDALENA Sandra
58 ( 47 ) SET ME FREE Jaki Graham
59 ( 57 ) I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Marvin Gaye
60 ( NEW ) COME ON HOME Everything But The Girl

61 ( NEW ) NO MORE ‘I LOVE YOU’S A Lover Speaks
62 ( 60 ) E=MC2 Big Audio Dynamite
63 ( 63 ) SO MACHO Sinitta
64 ( 31 ) MY FAVOURITE WASTE OF TIME Owen Paul
65 ( 69 ) DANCING ON THE CEILING Lionel Richie
66 ( 36 ) PARANOIMIA Art Of Noise and Max Headroom
67 ( 56 ) CAN’T GET BY WITHOUT YOU (REMIX) The Real Thing
68 ( 37 ) I KEEP FORGETTIN’ Michael McDonald
69 ( 68 ) HOUNDS OF LOVE Kate Bush
70 ( 70 ) FIGHT FOR OURSELVES Spandau Ballet

71 ( 66 ) YOU KEEP ME HANGIN’ ON Diana Ross & The Supremes
72 ( 43 ) WHEN TOMORROW COMES Eurythmics
73 ( NEW ) SOWETO Jeffery Osbourne
74 ( 33 ) BORROWED LOVE SOS Band
75 ( 34 ) DON’T LET LOVE GET YOU DOWN Archie Bell & The Drells

PLAYIST OLDIES

1 LAST NIGHT IN SOHO Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich
2 JACKIE Scott Walker
3 YAMASUKI The Yamasukis

 

12th August 1986

A few weeks since The Supremes oldie hit the top, in comes Diana Ross with her first major solo hit, the definitive OTT cover of Ain’t No Mountain High Enough, the Marvin & Tammi oldie, a hit in 1970 while I lived out the country and was blissfully unaware of it until a few years later – I grew to love it more and more over the years until it was a 1986 reissue, giving her a 3rd solo topper, or 5 including The Supremes. The chart is as volatile as last week, tracks shooting up and dropping back, and entering high, such as the highest new track at 8 from the Human league doing Jam & Lewis, the gorgeous Human, and another Jam & Lewis classic for Janet Jackson, When I Think Of You, at 47.

Patti Labelle gets a second top tenner, Oh people at 4, and The Smiths grab one of their occasional top 10’s with the fab Panic up to 9. Bon Jovi debut in my charts with You Give Love A Bad Name, at 51, Jermaine Stewart dances in without having to take his clothes off, Winston Reedy does a good reggae cover of Elvis Costello, Stevie Nicks slips in with the understated and utter gorgeousness of Has Anyone Ever Written Anything For You, The The sneak in, and somehow Anita Dobson escapes from Eastenders, bungs some lyrics on the theme tune, and got future hubbie Brian May on production duties, hey presto a big UK hit in the year when Angie ruled the Queen Vic.

1 ( NEW ) AIN’T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH Diana Ross
2 ( 1 ) SHOUT Lulu
3 ( 5 ) WE WALKED IN LOVE Dollar
4 ( 16 ) OH PEOPLE Patti Labelle
5 ( 3 ) BURN Doctor & The Medics
6 ( 2 ) PAPA DON’T PREACH Madonna
7 ( 8 ) I DIDN’T MEAN TO TURN YOU ON Robert Palmer
8 ( NEW ) HUMAN Human League
9 ( 30 ) PANIC The Smiths
10 ( 4 ) LADY IN RED Chris De Burgh

11 ( 12 ) FIND THE TIME Five Star
12 ( 6 ) PRESS Paul McCartney
13 ( 27 ) AIN’T NOTHIN’ GOING’ ON BUT THE RENT Gwen Guthrie
14 ( 17 ) CALLING ALL THE HEROES It Bites
15 ( 7 ) (BANG ZOOM) LET’S GO GO The Real Roxanne with Hitman Howie T
16 ( 19 ) THE WAY IT IS Bruce Hornsby & The Range
17 ( 40 ) CAN YOU FEEL THE FORCE (REMIX) The Real Thing
18 ( 10 ) WHAT’S THE COLOUR OF MONEY Hollywood Beyond
19 ( 25 ) I CAN PROVE IT Phil Fearon & Galaxy
20 ( 20 ) SOME CANDY TALKING Jesus & Mary Chain

21 ( 13 ) NEW BEGINNING (MAMBA SEYRA) Bucks Fizz
22 ( 9 ) HIGHER LOVE Stevie Winwood
23 ( 11 ) CAMOUFLAGE Stan Ridgway
24 ( 15 ) OH LOUISE (REMIX) Junior
25 ( 28 ) FALLIN’ IN LOVE (UH-UH) Miami Sound Machine featuring Gloria Estefan
26 ( 44 ) DREAMTIME Daryl Hall
27 ( 34 ) AIN’T NOBODY EVER LOVED YOU Aretha Franklin
28 ( 14 ) VENUS Bananarama
29 ( 18 ) ROSES Haywoode
30 ( 22 ) I CAN’T WAIT Nu Shooz

31 ( 23 ) THE EDGE OF HEAVEN Wham!
32 ( 51 ) I WANT TO WAKE UP WITH YOU Boris Gardiner
33 ( 29 ) SUN STREET Katrina & The Waves
34 ( 48 ) BREAKING AWAY Jaki Graham
35 ( 53 ) RED SKY Status Quo
36 ( 26 ) NO CONVERSATION A View From The Hill
37 ( 32 ) OPPORTUNITIES (LET’S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY) Pet Shop Boys
38 ( 38 ) GOLDRUSH Yello
39 ( 24 ) THE PROMISE YOU MADE Cock Robin
40 ( 46 ) CARVE YOU IN MARBLE Tim Finn

41 ( 37 ) FREDERICK Sandie Shaw
42 ( 33 ) SOMEBODY Brilliant
43 ( 42 ) A DIFFERENT CORNER George Michael
44 ( 60 ) COME ON HOME Everything But The Girl
45 ( 21 ) EVERY BEAT OF MY HEART Rod Stewart
46 ( 47 ) GIRLS AND BOYS Prince
47 ( NEW ) WHEN I THINK OF YOU Janet Jackson
48 ( 39 ) LET’S GO ALL THE WAY Sly Fox
49 ( 61 ) NO MORE ‘I LOVE YOU’S A Lover Speaks
50 ( 54 ) PRIME TIME TV Basia

51 ( NEW ) YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME Bon Jovi
52 ( 65 ) DANCING ON THE CEILING Lionel Richie
53 ( 31 ) SEASIDE WOMAN Suzy & The Red Stripes
54 ( 45 ) VIENNA CALLING Falco
55 ( 73 ) SOWETO Jeffery Osbourne
56 ( 43 ) HUNTING HIGH AND LOW a-ha
57 ( 36 ) SMILE Audrey Hall
58 ( 49 ) I WANNA BE A COWBOY Boys Don’t Cry
59 ( 63 ) SO MACHO Sinitta
60 ( 59 ) I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Marvin Gaye

61 ( 35 ) SING OUR OWN SONG UB40
62 ( NEW ) I HAD A FRIEND Rain And Tears
63 ( 62 ) E=MC2 Big Audio Dynamite
64 ( 55 ) YOUNG HEARTS RUN FREE (REMIX) Candi Staton
65 ( 57 ) (I’LL NEVER BE) MARIA MAGDALENA Sandra
66 ( NEW ) WE DON’T HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF Jermaine Stewart
67 ( NEW ) ANYONE CAN FALL IN LOVE Anita Dobson
68 ( 41 ) HAPPY HOUR The Housemartins
69 ( NEW ) EVERYDAY I WRITE THE BOOK Winston Reedy
70 ( 69 ) HOUNDS OF LOVE Kate Bush

71 ( 52 ) SWEET LOVE Anita Baker
72 ( 58 ) SET ME FREE Jaki Graham
73 ( NEW ) HAS ANYONE WRITTEN ANYTHING FOR YOU Stevie Nicks
74 ( NEW ) HEARTLAND The The
75 ( 67 ) CAN’T GET BY WITHOUT YOU (REMIX) The Real Thing

Playlist Oldies Of The Week
1 BEHIND THE MASK Greg Phillinganes
2 HELL IN PARADISE Yoko Ono
3 I LOVE ALL OF ME Yoko Ono

 

19th August 1986

It’s 2 weeks on top for Diana Ross’ 1970 classic, just holding off Human at 2, and a return for Godley & Creme’s 1985 chart-topper Cry, thanks to a re-entry in the UK top 75 validating it. Janet Jackson adds another Jam & Lewis goodie into the 10 as one departs (Robert Palmer), up 41 places for When I Think Of You to 6. Highest new song is in at 12 for Modern Talking, a nice slice of Eurocheese as opposed to a brilliant drink of Hot Chocolate 70’s soul. Likewise, Sophie & Peter Johnson, John Peel faves are in at 28, a new song as opposed to The Turtles classic Happy Together. Melodic 80’s pop ballad, that deserved more.

As did The Big Supreme’s Don’t Walk in at 34, a great pop track better than some of the stuff in the charts, and The Moody Blues’ Your Wildest Dreams keeping the Moody’s in chart hits for 14 years. Lower newies include Depeche Mode asking another question, rhetorical presumably, The Stranglers on holiday in France 9 years on from hanging about on beaches with Peaches, and a debut from Cutting Crew. Bucks Fizz follow-up an epic single with….err a pedestrian cover of a Stephen Stills 1971 minor hit (albeit a great song). The Writing really was On The Wall, sadly. Peter Cetera enters with a movie song even more turgid than any of Chicago’s most turgid of ballad’s, but it sold the film I guess. Tina meanwhile has a low opinion of men – can’t blame her really. Typical Male.

1 ( 1 ) AIN’T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH Diana Ross
2 ( 8 ) HUMAN Human League
3 ( NEW ) CRY Godley & Creme
4 ( 4 ) OH PEOPLE Patti Labelle
5 ( 5 ) BURN Doctor & The Medics
6 ( 47 ) WHEN I THINK OF YOU Janet Jackson
7 ( 9 ) PANIC The Smiths
8 ( 3 ) WE WALKED IN LOVE Dollar
9 ( 13 ) AIN’T NOTHIN’ GOING’ ON BUT THE RENT Gwen Guthrie
10 ( 2 ) SHOUT Lulu

11 ( 6 ) PAPA DON’T PREACH Madonna
12 ( NEW ) BROTHER LOUIE Modern Talking
13 ( 17 ) CAN YOU FEEL THE FORCE (REMIX) The Real Thing
14 ( 16 ) THE WAY IT IS Bruce Hornsby & The Range
15 ( 7 ) I DIDN’T MEAN TO TURN YOU ON Robert Palmer
16 ( 19 ) I CAN PROVE IT Phil Fearon & Galaxy
17 ( 14 ) CALLING ALL THE HEROES It Bites
18 ( 34 ) BREAKING AWAY Jaki Graham
19 ( 11 ) FIND THE TIME Five Star
20 ( 26 ) DREAMTIME Daryl Hall

21 ( 12 ) PRESS Paul McCartney
22 ( 10 ) LADY IN RED Chris De Burgh
23 ( 20 ) SOME CANDY TALKING Jesus & Mary Chain
24 ( 15 ) (BANG ZOOM) LET’S GO GO The Real Roxanne with Hitman Howie T
25 ( 32 ) I WANT TO WAKE UP WITH YOU Boris Gardiner
26 ( 21 ) NEW BEGINNING (MAMBA SEYRA) Bucks Fizz
27 ( 27 ) AIN’T NOBODY EVER LOVED YOU Aretha Franklin
28 ( NEW ) HAPPY TOGETHER Sophie & Peter Johnson
29 ( 35 ) RED SKY Status Quo
30 ( 22 ) HIGHER LOVE Stevie Winwood

31 ( 23 ) CAMOUFLAGE Stan Ridgway
32 ( 18 ) WHAT’S THE COLOUR OF MONEY Hollywood Beyond
33 ( 25 ) FALLIN’ IN LOVE (UH-UH) Miami Sound Machine featuring Gloria Estefan
34 ( NEW ) DON’T WALK The Big Supreme
35 ( 52 ) DANCING ON THE CEILING Lionel Richie
36 ( 40 ) CARVE YOU IN MARBLE Tim Finn
37 ( NEW ) YOUR WILDEST DREAMS The Moody Blues
38 ( 49 ) NO MORE ‘I LOVE YOU’S A Lover Speaks
39 ( 30 ) I CAN’T WAIT Nu Shooz
40 ( 46 ) GIRLS AND BOYS Prince

41 ( 37 ) OPPORTUNITIES (LET’S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY) Pet Shop Boys
42 ( 28 ) VENUS Bananarama
43 ( 43 ) A DIFFERENT CORNER George Michael
44 ( 31 ) THE EDGE OF HEAVEN Wham!
45 ( 51 ) YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME Bon Jovi
46 ( 29 ) ROSES Haywoode
47 ( 66 ) WE DON’T HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF Jermaine Stewart
48 ( 24 ) OH LOUISE (REMIX) Junior
49 ( NEW ) A QUESTION OF TIME Depeche Mode
50 ( 50 ) PRIME TIME TV Basia

51 ( NEW ) NICE IN NICE The Stranglers
52 ( 39 ) THE PROMISE YOU MADE Cock Robin
53 ( 55 ) SOWETO Jeffery Osbourne
54 ( 36 ) NO CONVERSATION A View From The Hill
55 ( 38 ) GOLDRUSH Yello
56 ( 71 ) SWEET LOVE Anita Baker
57 ( 69 ) EVERYDAY I WRITE THE BOOK Winston Reedy
58 ( 42 ) SOMEBODY Brilliant
59 ( 73 ) HAS ANYONE WRITTEN ANYTHING FOR YOU Stevie Nicks
60 ( 44 ) COME ON HOME Everything But The Girl

61 ( 33 ) SUN STREET Katrina & The Waves
62 ( 62 ) I HAD A FRIEND Rain And Tears
63 ( 60 ) I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Marvin Gaye
64 ( NEW ) (I JUST) DIED IN YOUR ARMS Cutting Crew
65 ( 63 ) E=MC2 Big Audio Dynamite
66 ( 54 ) VIENNA CALLING Falco
67 ( 67 ) ANYONE CAN FALL IN LOVE Anita Dobson
68 ( 41 ) FREDERICK Sandie Shaw
69 ( NEW ) LOVE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH Bucks Fizz
70 ( 56 ) HUNTING HIGH AND LOW a-ha

71 ( 70 ) HOUNDS OF LOVE Kate Bush
72 ( NEW ) STUCK WITH YOU Huey Lewis & The News
73 ( NEW ) GLORY OF LOVE Peter Cetera
74 ( 58 ) I WANNA BE A COWBOY Boys Don’t Cry
75 ( NEW ) TYPICAL MALE Tina Turner

PLAYLIST OLDIES
1 I KNOW THERE’S SOMETHING GOING ON Frida
2 BEHIND THE MASK Greg Phillinganes
3 THE LONG MARCH Vangelis

 

25th August 1986

It’s a first week on top for the Jam & Lewis Human League, their 7th chart-topper, while the Jam & Lewis Janet Jackson is up to 3, with Human and When I Think Of You respectively. It’s Janet Jackson’s 2nd top 5. Modern Talking follow-up a chart-topper with a second top 5 hit, Phil Fearon returns to the top 10 for the first time in 2 years with the Tony Etoria minor classic. The Stranglers are nicely inside the top 20 with a leap, followed by Depeche Mode, Prince and Jermaine Stewart inside the 30.

Highest new entry is Eurythmics with a more funkrock anthemic style Thorn In My Side at 32, with The The’s Heartland just behind. Bucks Fizz take the Stephen Stills oldie into the 40 with a mighty bound, while new entries lower down from Killing Joke, Frankie and Psychedelic Furs give a more indie feel to the chart. The Furs is a re-record of an oldie for a movie, I think, and Frankie are Trevor Horn-less, and it shows. Michael MacDonald is back with jolly tune that flopped – till 1987 – and the monster Communards “song of 1986” cover of Harold Melvin’s Don’t Leave Me This Way enters quite low. I’m in a minority in preferring the original over all other versions.

9 years on, Jean-Michel Jarre is back, with a chart-topper still 30 years in the future, OMD have a lovely new entry, Genesis mine Invisible Touch, and Bananarama release one of their less remembered singles.

1 ( 2 ) HUMAN Human League
2 ( 1 ) AIN’T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH Diana Ross
3 ( 6 ) WHEN I THINK OF YOU Janet Jackson
4 ( 12 ) BROTHER LOUIE Modern Talking
5 ( 5 ) BURN Doctor & The Medics
6 ( 7 ) PANIC The Smiths
7 ( 3 ) CRY Godley & Creme
8 ( 9 ) AIN’T NOTHIN’ GOING’ ON BUT THE RENT Gwen Guthrie
9 ( 4 ) OH PEOPLE Patti Labelle
10 ( 16 ) I CAN PROVE IT Phil Fearon & Galaxy

11 ( 14 ) THE WAY IT IS Bruce Hornsby & The Range
12 ( 18 ) BREAKING AWAY Jaki Graham
13 ( 13 ) CAN YOU FEEL THE FORCE (REMIX) The Real Thing
14 ( 25 ) I WANT TO WAKE UP WITH YOU Boris Gardiner
15 ( 10 ) SHOUT Lulu
16 ( 11 ) PAPA DON’T PREACH Madonna
17 ( 28 ) HAPPY TOGETHER Sophie & Peter Johnson
18 ( 20 ) DREAMTIME Daryl Hall
19 ( 15 ) I DIDN’T MEAN TO TURN YOU ON Robert Palmer
20 ( 51 ) NICE IN NICE The Stranglers

21 ( 8 ) WE WALKED IN LOVE Dollar
22 ( 34 ) DON’T WALK The Big Supreme
23 ( 36 ) CARVE YOU IN MARBLE Tim Finn
24 ( 17 ) CALLING ALL THE HEROES It Bites
25 ( 47 ) WE DON’T HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF Jermaine Stewart
26 ( 49 ) A QUESTION OF TIME Depeche Mode
27 ( 40 ) GIRLS AND BOYS Prince
28 ( 19 ) FIND THE TIME Five Star
29 ( 38 ) NO MORE ‘I LOVE YOU’S A Lover Speaks
30 ( 24 ) (BANG ZOOM) LET’S GO GO The Real Roxanne with Hitman Howie T

31 ( 35 ) DANCING ON THE CEILING Lionel Richie
32 ( NEW ) THORN IN MY SIDE Eurythmics
33 ( 26 ) NEW BEGINNING (MAMBA SEYRA) Bucks Fizz
34 ( 69 ) LOVE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH Bucks Fizz
35 ( 37 ) YOUR WILDEST DREAMS The Moody Blues
36 ( 21 ) PRESS Paul McCartney
37 ( NEW ) HEARTLAND The The
38 ( 22 ) THE LADY IN RED Chris De Burgh
39 ( 45 ) YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME Bon Jovi
40 ( 31 ) CAMOUFLAGE Stan Ridgway

41 ( 30 ) HIGHER LOVE Stevie Winwood
42 ( 41 ) OPPORTUNITIES (LET’S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY) Pet Shop Boys
43 ( 43 ) A DIFFERENT CORNER George Michael
44 ( 27 ) AIN’T NOBODY EVER LOVED YOU Aretha Franklin
45 ( NEW ) ADORATIONS Killing Joke
46 ( 39 ) I CAN’T WAIT Nu Shooz
47 ( NEW ) SWEET FREEDOM Michael MacDonald
48 ( 32 ) WHAT’S THE COLOUR OF MONEY Hollywood Beyond
49 ( 57 ) EVERYDAY I WRITE THE BOOK Winston Reedy
50 ( NEW ) RAGE HARD Frankie Goes To Hollywood

51 ( 29 ) RED SKY Status Quo
52 ( 23 ) SOME CANDY TALKING Jesus & Mary Chain
53 ( 73 ) GLORY OF LOVE Peter Cetera
54 ( 75 ) TYPICAL MALE Tina Turner
55 ( 44 ) THE EDGE OF HEAVEN Wham!
56 ( 42 ) VENUS Bananarama
57 ( NEW ) DON’T LEAVE ME THIS WAY The Communards
58 ( 33 ) FALLIN’ IN LOVE (UH-UH) Miami Sound Machine featuring Gloria Estefan
59 ( NEW ) PRETTY IN PINK The Psychedelic Furs
60 ( 60 ) COME ON HOME Everything But The Girl

61 ( 64 ) (I JUST) DIED IN YOUR ARMS Cutting Crew
62 ( 67 ) ANYONE CAN FALL IN LOVE Anita Dobson
63 ( NEW ) FOURTH RENDEZVOUS Jean-Michel Jarre
64 ( 63 ) I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Marvin Gaye
65 ( 65 ) E=MC2 Big Audio Dynamite
66 ( 46 ) ROSES Haywoode
67 ( 72 ) STUCK WITH YOU Huey Lewis & The News
68 ( NEW ) TWISTING THE NIGHT AWAY Sam Cooke
69 ( NEW ) FOREVER (LIVE AND DIE) OMD
70 ( 58 ) SOMEBODY Brilliant

71 ( 71 ) HOUNDS OF LOVE Kate Bush
72 ( NEW ) IN TOO DEEP Genesis
73 ( 66 ) VIENNA CALLING Falco
74 ( 50 ) PRIME TIME TV Basia
75 ( NEW ) MORE THAN PHYSICAL Bananarama

Oldies
1 LOVE COMES QUICKLY Pet Shop Boys
2 BEHIND THE MASK Greg Phillinganes
3 SHOULD I LAUGH OR CRY Abba

My May 1986 Charts

5th May 1986

It’s straight in at 1 for 1966 classic Motown knocking off classic 1967 Motown from the top spot – Diana Ross & The Supremes must have heard of the Kim Wilde cover forthcoming as it recharted in the lower regions of the UK charts, giving me an opportunity to give the Supremes a 3rd chart-topper, and Diana Ross a 3rd – albeit The Supremes with Nathan Jones/Stoned Love reissue in 1976 and Diana Ross with Surrender in 1971, with both together on 1974’s reissued Baby Love.

Patti Labelle outdoes Lady Marmalade rocketing top 5, and Michael MacDonald outdoes What A Fool Believes ditto, his Doobie Brothers classic, and Frankie Says Oldie as another 1966 classic enters at 10, Strangers In The Night predating my charts, but being loads better than New York New York – So, in other words, Frank Sinatra’s biggest chart hit for me since My Way in 1969.

Highest actual new track is Jaki Graham going it minus David Grant with the fab Set Me Free at 34, while both Elaine Page and Gemini take 2 Abba songs (sort of) into the 40 in the week that waiting another 32 years for an actual new Abba song seemed unthinkably unlikely (in sheer length of time), as opposed to one year ago when it seemed as likely as The Beatles reforming. But there ya go, the great day has come and I don’t care how good or bad it is when it drops – it’s an event that took longer than Free As A Bird’s some 26 years since The Fabs last recorded together.

Others: Johnny Hates Jazz debut a year ahead of chart success, Joan Armatrading makes it 10 years of singles success, Pete Wylie makes it 3 Wah! Years, Nick Heyward Haircut 5 years, Tina Turner 13 mostly-Ike-less Nutbush years with Stevie Wonder’s social classic, and Elton has 2 ballad classics I didn’t rate that much when they first came out suddenly making my playlist oldies: one of them went on to top the charts in the 90’s, as well as reissue hit, one hasn’t yet done that though deserves to.

1 ( NEW ) YOU KEEP ME HANGIN’ ON Diana Ross & The Supremes
2 ( 2 ) A DIFFERENT CORNER George Michael
3 ( 1 ) I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Marvin Gaye
4 ( 4 ) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY Janet Jackson
5 ( 63 ) ON MY OWN Patti Labelle & Michael MacDonald
6 ( 5 ) E=MC2 Big Audio Dynamite
7 ( 9 ) THE BIG SKY Kate Bush
8 ( 3 ) ALL THE THE THINGS SHE SAID Simple Minds
9 ( 15 ) STARS Hear ‘n’ Aid
10 ( NEW ) STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT Frank Sinatra

11 ( 8 ) CAN’T WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE Five Star
12 ( 6 ) ROCK ME AMADEUS Falco
13 ( 22 ) IF YOU LEAVE OMD
14 ( 7 ) RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES Wax
15 ( 16 ) THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL Whitney Houston
16 ( 19 ) A NIGHT TO REMEMBER Shalamar
17 ( 23 ) LIVE TO TELL Madonna
18 ( 18 ) STROLLIN’ ON Maxi Priest
19 ( 14 ) A KIND OF MAGIC Queen
20 ( 30 ) BOYS DON’T CRY The Cure

21 ( 17 ) THE FINEST SOS Band
22 ( 39 ) SLEDGEHAMMER Peter Gabriel
23 ( 26 ) ROUGH BOY ZZ Top
24 ( 10 ) TRAIN OF THOUGHT a-ha
25 ( 25 ) I CAN SEE IT Blancmange
26 ( 13 ) PETER GUNN Art Of Noise & Duane Eddy
27 ( 11 ) DRIVING AWAY FROM HOME It’s Immaterial
28 ( 37 ) TENDER LOVE Force MD’s
29 ( 29 ) HOME PIL
30 ( 12 ) MARLENE ON THE WALL Suzanne Vega

31 ( 20 ) CALLING AMERICA Electric Light Orchestra
32 ( 34 ) WHAT YOU NEED INXS
33 ( 33 ) BAD BOY Miami Sound Machine
34 ( NEW ) SET ME FREE Jaki Graham
35 ( 27 ) JUST SAY NO Grange Hill Cast
36 ( 52 ) NOBODY’S SIDE Elaine Page
37 ( 73 ) JUST LIKE THAT Gemini
38 ( 38 ) SO SERIOUS Electric Light Orchestra
39 ( 48 ) XX SEX We’ve Got A Fuzzbox & We’re Gonna Use It
40 ( 21 ) WONDERFUL WORLD/ CHAIN GANG Sam Cooke

41 ( 24 ) NO PROMISES Icehouse
42 ( 28 ) DIGGING YOUR SCENE The Blow Monkeys
43 ( 35 ) HOUNDS OF LOVE Kate Bush
44 ( 49 ) A QUESTION OF LUST Depeche Mode
45 ( 31 ) YOU TO ME ARE EVERYTHING (REMIX) The Real Thing
46 ( 46 ) SWEETEST THING Gene Loves Jezebel
47 ( 43 ) EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD Tears For Fears
48 ( 54 ) R.O.C.K. IN THE USA John Cougar Mellencamp
49 ( 71 ) LESSONS IN LOVE Level 42
50 ( NEW ) SINFUL Pete Wylie

51 ( 36 ) TALK TO ME Stevie Nicks
52 ( 45 ) ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS David Bowie
53 ( 62 ) SHE LOVES YOU Ted Chippington
54 ( 44 ) KISS Prince & The Revolution
55 ( 56 ) RENDEZVOUS Jean-Michel Jarre
56 ( 53 ) THE SUN ALWAYS SHINES ON TV A-ha
57 ( 74 ) MASUKA DAN The Flaming Mussolinis
58 ( 42 ) LOVE COMES QUICKLY Pet Shop Boys
59 ( 32 ) SOME PEOPLE Belouis Some
60 ( 40 ) I’LL KEEP ON LOVING YOU Princess

61 ( NEW ) ALL ‘N’ ALL Joyce Sims
62 ( NEW ) MY FOOLISH HEART Johnny Hates Jazz
63 ( NEW ) KIND WORDS (AND A REAL GOOD HEART) Joan Armatrading
64 ( 67 ) FEVER Annabella
65 ( NEW ) YOU AND ME TONIGHT Aurra
66 ( 64 ) THE LAST KISS David Cassidy
67 ( 65 ) WEST END GIRLS Pet Shop Boys
68 ( 75 ) LOVE IN YOUR EYES Limahl
69 ( 41 ) IT’S ALL IN THE GAME The Man (aka Jonathan King)
70 ( 57 ) LOVE MISSILE F1-11 Sigue Sigue Sputnik

71 ( NEW ) OVER THE WEEKEND Nick Heyward
72 ( 60 ) GODSTAR Psychic TV
73 ( NEW ) LIVING FOR THE CITY Tina Turner
74 ( 59 ) HEAVEN MUST BE MISSING AN ANGEL Tavares
75 ( NEW ) WICKED WAYS The Blow Monkeys

PLAYIST OLDIES

1 SOMEONE SAVED MY LIFE TONIGHT Elton John
2 DON’T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME Elton John
3 CRYING Don McLean

 

13th May 1986

It’s straight in at 1 for the 1985 Pan-European chart-topper and UK flop (91), and personal chart top 5 for Sandra. Maria Magdalena was given another reissue chance, given she had been popping and out of my oldies playlist (tracks I love but which have either dropped out of my chart or are not eligible) for a few months, it’s not a surprise for the future Enigma star, with hubby songwriter/producer Michael Cretu.

Patti Labelle & Michael McDonald hit a new peak of 2, Peter Gabriel gets a 3rd top 20 9 years after the first, and a 2nd top 10, the epic Sledgehammer, and OMD keep the run of top 10’s going for 6 years, more or less every single release. Tears For Fears record a Sports Relief version of their still-charting classic and the 2 are combined for my chart purposes and a climb back into the 20 for a third run.

Doctor & The Medics re-enter at 25, Spirit In The Sky being a great fun version of a rock classic, Jaki Graham leaps into the solo top 20 for a first time, Level 42 leap up into the 30, and Aretha’s 1985 Freeway Of Love gets reissued and a much bigger hit out of it (like Sandra), and Pete Wylie grabs a third top 30 since Story Of The Blues started the ball rolling in 1982.

A good new one for Sly Fox, Samantha’s younger brother (HHOK), and Hipsway’s gospel goodie, both top 40, while The B52’s return 7 years on with a reissued Rock Lobster, more famously parodied in Family Guy these days. Quirky in ’79, still quirky in ’86. Still fab. Sandie Shaw is back 2 years on from Morrissey giving her a boost with The Smiths Hand In Glove. This time it’s a great Lloyd Cole cover, and annoyingly Sandie’s not getting a hit out of it, though it had a better try in the 90’s.

Another Brothers In Arms single for Dire Straits, 13 years of chart entries for Status Quo, not even half-way through their 50-year chart career and already getting the p*ss taken out of them. That horrendous novelty song from the man who was The Hee Bee Gee Bees, and which was far worse than any of it’s intended targets (as it was supposed to be) on Spitting Image, somehow became a chart hit. Who the hell bought it?! Funny first time, not funny every time afterwards, and on repeat play brain cells commit mass suicide. Sam Cooke has another oldie entry, not one I loved, not even in the Cat Stevens version, but worth a mention. Finally Robert Palmer returns with his chart anthem, and also one I never loved, at best I enjoyed it, and not a patch on Every Kinda People in 1978, or Some Guys Have All The Luck, among others. The guitar riff is admittedly fab though.

1 ( NEW ) (I’LL NEVER BE) MARIA MAGDALENA Sandra
2 ( 5 ) ON MY OWN Patti Labelle & Michael MacDonald
3 ( 2 ) A DIFFERENT CORNER George Michael
4 ( 3 ) I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Marvin Gaye
5 ( 1 ) YOU KEEP ME HANGIN’ ON Diana Ross & The Supremes
6 ( 22 ) SLEDGEHAMMER Peter Gabriel
7 ( 7 ) THE BIG SKY Kate Bush
8 ( 4 ) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY Janet Jackson
9 ( 13 ) IF YOU LEAVE OMD
10 ( 6 ) E=MC2 Big Audio Dynamite

11 ( 12 ) ROCK ME AMADEUS Falco
12 ( 17 ) LIVE TO TELL Madonna
13 ( 10 ) STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT Frank Sinatra
14 ( 20 ) BOYS DON’T CRY The Cure
15 ( 16 ) A NIGHT TO REMEMBER Shalamar
16 ( 8 ) ALL THE THE THINGS SHE SAID Simple Minds
17 ( 47 ) EVERYBODY WANTS TO RUN/RULE THE WORLD Tears For Fears
18 ( 34 ) SET ME FREE Jaki Graham
19 ( 11 ) CAN’T WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE Five Star
20 ( 28 ) TENDER LOVE Force MD’s

21 ( 15 ) THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL Whitney Houston
22 ( 32 ) WHAT YOU NEED INXS
23 ( 9 ) STARS Hear ‘n’ Aid
24 ( 14 ) RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES Wax
25 ( RE ) SPIRIT IN THE SKY Doctor & The Medics
26 ( 49 ) LESSONS IN LOVE Level 42
27 ( 29 ) HOME PIL
28 ( NEW ) FREEWAY OF LOVE Aretha Franklin
29 ( 38 ) SO SERIOUS Electric Light Orchestra
30 ( 50 ) SINFUL Pete Wylie

31 ( 23 ) ROUGH BOY ZZ Top
32 ( 33 ) BAD BOY Miami Sound Machine
33 ( 37 ) JUST LIKE THAT Gemini
34 ( NEW ) LET’S GO ALL THE WAY Sly Fox
35 ( 19 ) A KIND OF MAGIC Queen
36 ( 39 ) XX SEX We’ve Got A Fuzzbox & We’re Gonna Use It
37 ( 21 ) THE FINEST SOS Band
38 ( 18 ) STROLLIN’ ON Maxi Priest
39 ( NEW ) ASK THE LORD Hipsway
40 ( 27 ) DRIVING AWAY FROM HOME It’s Immaterial

41 ( 26 ) PETER GUNN Art Of Noise & Duane Eddy
42 ( 31 ) CALLING AMERICA Electric Light Orchestra
43 ( 48 ) R.O.C.K. IN THE USA John Cougar Mellencamp
44 ( NEW ) ROCK LOBSTER The B52’s
45 ( 25 ) I CAN SEE IT Blancmange
46 ( 53 ) SHE LOVES YOU Ted Chippington
47 ( 24 ) TRAIN OF THOUGHT a-ha
48 ( 43 ) HOUNDS OF LOVE Kate Bush
49 ( NEW ) ARE YOU READY TO BE HEARTBROKEN Sandie Shaw
50 ( 61 ) ALL AND ALL Joyce Sims

51 ( 30 ) MARLENE ON THE WALL Suzanne Vega
52 ( 40 ) WONDERFUL WORLD/ CHAIN GANG Sam Cooke
53 ( 63 ) KIND WORDS (AND A REAL GOOD HEART) Joan Armatrading
54 ( 45 ) YOU TO ME ARE EVERYTHING (REMIX) The Real Thing
55 ( 65 ) YOU AND ME TONIGHT Aurra
56 ( 64 ) FEVER Annabella
57 ( 42 ) DIGGING YOUR SCENE The Blow Monkeys
58 ( 75 ) WICKED WAYS The Blow Monkeys
59 ( 56 ) THE SUN ALWAYS SHINES ON TV A-ha
60 ( RE ) I’M THE LEADER OF THE GANG Gary Glitter & Girlschool

61 ( 57 ) MASUKA DAN The Flaming Mussolinis
62 ( 71 ) OVER THE WEEKEND Nick Heyward
63 ( 68 ) LOVE IN YOUR EYES Limahl
64 ( 36 ) NOBODY’S SIDE Elaine Page
65 ( NEW ) YOUR LATEST TRICK Dire Straits
66 ( NEW ) ROLLIN’ HOME Status Quo
67 ( 35 ) JUST SAY NO Grange Hill Cast
68 ( 52 ) ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS David Bowie
69 ( 66 ) THE LAST KISS David Cassidy
70 ( RE ) IF SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WANTS The Bangles

71 ( NEW ) THE CHICKEN SONG Spitting Image
72 ( RE ) WHY CAN’T THIS BE LOVE Van Halen
73 ( NEW ) ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT Sam Cooke
74 ( NEW ) ADDICTED TO LOVE Robert Palmer
75 ( 70 ) LOVE MISSILE F1-11 Sigue Sigue Sputnik

Playlist Oldies Of The Week
1 SUNSHINE The Archies
2 THIS DIAMOND RING Gary Lewis & The Playboys
3 JINGLE JANGLE The Archies

 

20th May 1986

It’s 2 weeks on top for Sandra’s European anthem, holding off Peter Gabriel from topping my chart with his brilliant Sledgehammer 3 years after his Genesis mates topped with Mama. Doctor & The Medics take Spirit In The Sky, the song, into the top 5 for a second time after Norman Greenbaum’s 1970 original. Jaki Graham gets a first solo, and third in total, top 10, as Madonna grabs an 8th in two years.

Sandie Shaw rockets up to 12 to give her a 3rd top 20 and a chart span of 17 years, and The B52’s take Rock Lobster back into the top 20 up 30 places 7 years late and a new peak. Aretha gets a 4th top 20 in a row, Pete Wylie gets his 3rd, and ELO their final top 20 in the original line-up. Highest new entry is Icehouse, I Engineer, a fourth top 40 entry, and Joan Armatrading makes it at least 4 top 40’s, while Nick Heyward keeps his run going.

In at 43 it’s new Opportunities for Pet Shop Boys, a spanking new remix of a chart flop letting them make lots of money and a 3rd chart entry, while likeable Owen Paul gets his 5 minutes of fame at 44 and Culture Club bless the female of the species at 47, and that was about that for the band for 12 years or so. Black Uhuru are back, with a train robbery, Cliff is back still rockin’ 18 years on from his chart debut in these parts, ditto Rod still touching love at every opportunity some 15 years on from Maggie May. I recall nothing about Perils Of Plastic, in with Ring A Ding Ding at 70 – though the name was prophetic, they included Steve Nieve of J.Ross Esq, and they sound a bit Culture Club. Mike + The Mechanics are having a miracle, and Amazulu cover The Chi-Lites to lesser effect.

1 ( 1 ) (I’LL NEVER BE) MARIA MAGDALENA Sandra
2 ( 6 ) SLEDGEHAMMER Peter Gabriel
3 ( 2 ) ON MY OWN Patti Labelle & Michael MacDonald
4 ( 3 ) A DIFFERENT CORNER George Michael
5 ( 25 ) SPIRIT IN THE SKY Doctor & The Medics
6 ( 14 ) BOYS DON’T CRY The Cure
7 ( 4 ) I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Marvin Gaye
8 ( 5 ) YOU KEEP ME HANGIN’ ON Diana Ross & The Supremes
9 ( 18 ) SET ME FREE Jaki Graham
10 ( 12 ) LIVE TO TELL Madonna

11 ( 8 ) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY Janet Jackson
12 ( 49 ) ARE YOU READY TO BE HEARTBROKEN Sandie Shaw
13 ( 26 ) LESSONS IN LOVE Level 42
14 ( 44 ) ROCK LOBSTER The B52’s
15 ( 10 ) E=MC2 Big Audio Dynamite
16 ( 9 ) IF YOU LEAVE OMD
17 ( 20 ) TENDER LOVE Force MD’s
18 ( 28 ) FREEWAY OF LOVE Aretha Franklin
19 ( 30 ) SINFUL Pete Wylie
20 ( 29 ) SO SERIOUS Electric Light Orchestra

21 ( 11 ) ROCK ME AMADEUS Falco
22 ( 7 ) THE BIG SKY Kate Bush
23 ( 31 ) ROUGH BOY ZZ Top
24 ( 17 ) EVERYBODY WANTS TO RUN/RULE THE WORLD Tears For Fears
25 ( 32 ) BAD BOY Miami Sound Machine
26 ( 34 ) LET’S GO ALL THE WAY Sly Fox
27 ( 39 ) ASK THE LORD Hipsway
28 ( 13 ) STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT Frank Sinatra
29 ( 36 ) XX SEX/ RULES AND REGULATIONS We’ve Got A Fuzzbox & We’re Gonna Use It
30 ( 16 ) ALL THE THE THINGS SHE SAID Simple Minds

31 ( 19 ) CAN’T WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE Five Star
32 ( NEW ) I ENGINEER Icehouse
33 ( 15 ) A NIGHT TO REMEMBER Shalamar
34 ( 22 ) WHAT YOU NEED INXS
35 ( 53 ) KIND WORDS (AND A REAL GOOD HEART) Joan Armatrading
36 ( 43 ) R.O.C.K. IN THE USA John Cougar Mellencamp
37 ( 24 ) RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES Wax
38 ( 55 ) YOU AND ME TONIGHT Aurra
39 ( 21 ) THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL Whitney Houston
40 ( 62 ) OVER THE WEEKEND Nick Heyward

41 ( 50 ) ALL AND ALL Joyce Sims
42 ( 23 ) STARS Hear ‘n’ Aid
43 ( NEW ) OPPORTUNITIES (LET’S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY) Pet Shop Boys
44 ( NEW ) MY FAVOURITE WASTE OF TIME Owen Paul
45 ( 35 ) A KIND OF MAGIC Queen
46 ( 66 ) ROLLIN’ HOME Status Quo
47 ( NEW ) GOD BLESS YOU WOMAN Culture Club
48 ( 42 ) CALLING AMERICA Electric Light Orchestra
49 ( 27 ) HOME PIL
50 ( 40 ) DRIVING AWAY FROM HOME It’s Immaterial

51 ( 37 ) THE FINEST SOS Band
52 ( 33 ) JUST LIKE THAT Gemini
53 ( 70 ) IF SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WANTS The Bangles
54 ( 48 ) HOUNDS OF LOVE Kate Bush
55 ( 58 ) WICKED WAYS The Blow Monkeys
56 ( 60 ) I’M THE LEADER OF THE GANG Gary Glitter & Girlschool
57 ( 38 ) STROLLIN’ ON Maxi Priest
58 ( 41 ) PETER GUNN Art Of Noise & Duane Eddy
59 ( 71 ) THE CHICKEN SONG Spitting Image
60 ( 65 ) YOUR LATEST TRICK Dire Straits

61 ( 45 ) I CAN SEE IT Blancmange
62 ( 74 ) ADDICTED TO LOVE Robert Palmer
63 ( 59 ) THE SUN ALWAYS SHINES ON TV A-ha
64 ( 72 ) WHY CAN’T THIS BE LOVE Van Halen
65 ( NEW ) GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY Black Uhuru
66 ( 54 ) YOU TO ME ARE EVERYTHING (REMIX) The Real Thing
67 ( NEW ) BORN TO ROCK ‘N’ ROLL Cliff Richard
68 ( 52 ) WONDERFUL WORLD/ CHAIN GANG Sam Cooke
69 ( NEW ) LOVE TOUCH Rod Stewart
70 ( NEW ) RING A DING DING Perils Of Plastic

71 ( 57 ) DIGGING YOUR SCENE The Blow Monkeys
72 ( 69 ) THE LAST KISS David Cassidy
73 ( NEW ) ALL I NEED IS A MIRACLE Mike + The Mechanics
74 ( NEW ) TOO GOOD TO BE FORGOTTEN Amazulu
75 ( 75 ) LOVE MISSILE F1-11 Sigue Sigue Sputnik

PLAYLIST OLDIES THIS WEEK IN 1986

1 HELLO GOODBYE The Beatles
2 GENIUS OF LOVE Tom Tom Club
3 NEW FRONTIERS Donald Fagen

 

27th May 1986

It’s up 42 places to hit the top spot, giving Pet Shop Boys lots of Opportunities and a second fabulous number one. That’s bad news for Peter Gabriel stuck at 2 with Sledgehammer and no chance of knocking off my increasingly new fave pop stars. The B52’s meanwhile reach a new peak as Rock Lobster finally makes my top 10 7 years late, and Sandie Shaw makes it 3 top 10’s spread over 17 years – though guaranteed she would have topped my chart in 1964 with Always Something There To Remind Me had I been charting at 6 years old, being as I was totally in love with it, the love was long-lasting. 22 years then, 54 years now…

Level 42 grab a rare top 10 with Lessons In Love, Grace Jones reissues Private Life, and the Pretenders cover is back in the top 20 with a bang 6 years on. ZZ Top go untypically ballad-style and extend the top 20’s to 2 years, Miami “Gloria Estefan” Sound Machine get the 2nd of many top 20’s, John Cougar Mellencamp has a second top 20 4 years after Jack & Diane, and Falco gets the highest new song into the chart – Hello? Vienna Calling! At 25!

The Real Thing follow-up their 1976 remixed chart smash with the same 1976 original follow-up (also remixed), and Can’t Get By Without You is back in the top 40. Quo make it 13 years of top 40’s. I saw the band in a club 2 years ago, still good, and was saddened to hear of Eddie Amoo’s passing not long ago. I Can’t Wait enters, but not Stevie Nicks, it’s Nu Shooz with that fab hooky synth noise, Venus enters again, but it’s not the fab Shocking Blue it’s the even fabber Hi-NRG cover by Bananarama, who I saw do it last year with the original trio back together, and they were just fantastic.

At 59, the song that still gives me nightmares, Invisible Touch was the song I did a goldfish impression to when Mike Read asked the name of the current Genesis album on the Radio One Roadshow to me, my first question, my mind went blank, The Real Thing were backstage signing autographs. It’s ingrained in my mind now, though. Happily I got the rest correct. Just finishing reading Phil Collins Not Dead Yet autobiography and he doesn’t mention me. Neither does Johnny Marr in his, even when I saw him with Pet Shop Boys at the Royal Album Hall charity show – see how life is so circular! Cue The Smiths in at 69 with Morrissey’s own Lifelong Statement Of Intent. I saw him again not long ago shortly before his media melt-down as a cartoon character with outrageous and inappropriately misinformed opinions on things his isolated, wealthy lifestyle tax exile status suggests he should keep to himself.

That leaves Simply Red with a reissue of Holding Back The Ears, a shame as I rather like sticky-out ears, not as good as Money’s Too Tight To Mention to my ears, and Janet Jackson turning Nasty. Also not as good as What Have You Done For Me Lately, but Jam & Lewis are never actually less than decent.

1 ( 43 ) OPPORTUNITIES (LET’S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY) Pet Shop Boys
2 ( 2 ) SLEDGEHAMMER Peter Gabriel
3 ( 1 ) (I’LL NEVER BE) MARIA MAGDALENA Sandra
4 ( 9 ) SET ME FREE Jaki Graham
5 ( 5 ) SPIRIT IN THE SKY Doctor & The Medics
6 ( 14 ) ROCK LOBSTER The B52’s
7 ( 12 ) ARE YOU READY TO BE HEARTBROKEN Sandie Shaw
8 ( 3 ) ON MY OWN Patti Labelle & Michael MacDonald
9 ( 4 ) A DIFFERENT CORNER George Michael
10 ( 13 ) LESSONS IN LOVE Level 42

11 ( 19 ) SINFUL Pete Wylie
12 ( 24 ) EVERYBODY WANTS TO RUN/RULE THE WORLD Tears For Fears
13 ( 7 ) I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Marvin Gaye
14 ( 6 ) BOYS DON’T CRY The Cure
15 ( NEW ) PRIVATE LIFE Grace Jones
16 ( 23 ) ROUGH BOY ZZ Top
17 ( 11 ) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY Janet Jackson
18 ( 26 ) LET’S GO ALL THE WAY Sly Fox
19 ( 36 ) R.O.C.K. IN THE USA John Cougar Mellencamp
20 ( 25 ) BAD BOYS Miami Sound Machine

21 ( 32 ) I ENGINEER Icehouse
22 ( 29 ) XX SEX/ RULES AND REGULATIONS We’ve Got A Fuzzbox & We’re Gonna Use It
23 ( 8 ) YOU KEEP ME HANGIN’ ON Diana Ross & The Supremes
24 ( 15 ) E=MC2 Big Audio Dynamite
25 ( NEW ) VIENNA CALLING Falco
26 ( 16 ) IF YOU LEAVE OMD
27 ( 21 ) ROCK ME AMADEUS Falco
28 ( 10 ) LIVE TO TELL Madonna
29 ( 18 ) FREEWAY OF LOVE Aretha Franklin
30 ( 22 ) THE BIG SKY Kate Bush

31 ( NEW ) CAN’T GET BY WITHOUT YOU (REMIX) The Real Thing
32 ( 20 ) SO SERIOUS Electric Light Orchestra
33 ( 17 ) TENDER LOVE Force MD’s
34 ( 47 ) GOD BLESS YOU WOMAN Culture Club
35 ( 35 ) KIND WORDS (AND A REAL GOOD HEART) Joan Armatrading
36 ( 27 ) ASK THE LORD Hipsway
37 ( 70 ) RING A DING DING Perils Of Plastic
38 ( 40 ) OVER THE WEEKEND Nick Heyward
39 ( 31 ) CAN’T WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE Five Star
40 ( 46 ) ROLLIN’ HOME Status Quo

41 ( 38 ) YOU AND ME TONIGHT Aurra
42 ( 44 ) MY FAVOURITE WASTE OF TIME Owen Paul
43 ( 69 ) LOVE TOUCH Rod Stewart
44 ( 30 ) ALL THE THE THINGS SHE SAID Simple Minds
45 ( 41 ) ALL AND ALL Joyce Sims
46 ( NEW ) I CAN’T WAIT Nu Shooz
47 ( 37 ) RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES Wax
48 ( 56 ) I’M THE LEADER OF THE GANG Gary Glitter & Girlschool
49 ( NEW ) VENUS Bananarama
50 ( 53 ) IF SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WANTS The Bangles

51 ( 62 ) ADDICTED TO LOVE Robert Palmer
52 ( 48 ) CALLING AMERICA Electric Light Orchestra
53 ( 34 ) WHAT YOU NEED INXS
54 ( 28 ) STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT Frank Sinatra
55 ( 64 ) WHY CAN’T THIS BE LOVE Van Halen
56 ( 45 ) A KIND OF MAGIC Queen
57 ( 54 ) HOUNDS OF LOVE Kate Bush
58 ( 65 ) GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY Black Uhuru
59 ( NEW ) INVISIBLE TOUCH Genesis
60 ( 50 ) DRIVING AWAY FROM HOME It’s Immaterial

61 ( 33 ) A NIGHT TO REMEMBER Shalamar
62 ( 39 ) THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL Whitney Houston
63 ( NEW ) THE PROMISE YOU MADE Cock Robin
64 ( 67 ) BORN TO ROCK ‘N’ ROLL Cliff Richard
65 ( 74 ) TOO GOOD TO BE FORGOTTEN Amazulu
66 ( 63 ) THE SUN ALWAYS SHINES ON TV A-ha
67 ( NEW ) NEW BEGINNING (MAMBA SEYRA) Bucks Fizz
68 ( 58 ) PETER GUNN Art Of Noise & Duane Eddy
69 ( NEW ) BIG MOUTH STRIKES AGAIN The Smiths
70 ( 73 ) ALL I NEED IS A MIRACLE Mike + The Mechanics

71 ( NEW ) HOLDING BACK THE YEARS Simply Red
72 ( 42 ) STARS Hear ‘n’ Aid
73 ( NEW ) YOUR LOVE The Outfield
74 ( 72 ) THE LAST KISS David Cassidy
75 ( NEW ) NASTY Janet Jackson

Playlist Oldies
1 ODE TO BILLIE JOE Bobbie Gentry
2 THE DAY BEFORE YOU CAME Abba
3 TWILIGHT ELO