Guess where I’ve been…. Hint, S-o-e-e-g- or maybe -t-n-h-d-e would be better…
3rd March 2024
It’s a first week ever on top of my charts for the only posthumous centenarian to have ever managed it – Glynis Johns was 100 when she died last month, and now Send In The Clowns from A Little Night Music, the song written for her, finally tops my chart 51 years late. That’s not the oldest track to do it, but it just leaps over fellow half-century track Sebastian which recently also did the trick, neither of them charting at all for me previously. It’s never too late to discover fabulous old music!
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich were childhood faves, but most of their chart hits pre-dated my charts (they’ve had 2 chart entries in 1968/69, and 2 oldies chart-toppers since) so it didn’t take much to be persuaded to chart the stompingly good Hold Tight! after it turned up on an advert this week. About time! A great singalong kiddie track, but also great guitar and drums on it, and what with Edgar Wright naming a movie after Last Night In Soho 2 years back it’s good to see they haven’t been forgotten, new in at 9, a 4th top 10 in 56 years of charting.
The highest new track is Lighter at 27, a radio 2-playlisted dance-pop track already, from Galantis, 9 years of charting including one number one, David Guetta, 21 years and still releasing stuff every other week and including 2 number ones, and 5 Seconds Of Summer who are now chart hit 6. Jungle deservedly won Best Album at the Brits – there’s a long-form video of all of the Volcano tracks on Youtube, most of which I’ve bought, and they sound just as good playing live on TV as on record, so a proper Band. So Back On 74 is back and there’s another album cut popping in, Pretty Little Thing being the 9th off Volcano, and 18th to chart.
That leaves Olly Alexander going “solo” for Eurovision, on Dizzy. The First single I ever bought was called Dizzy, 1969, aged 11, Tommy Roe was the singer. Fingers-crossed for 3-time chart-topping Years & Years then aka Olly. Gwen Stefani & hubby Blake Shelton are back for an upbeat pop track together, extending Gwen’s chart career to 27 years, and finally there’s a debut from DJO – aka Stranger Things’ Joe Keery, also good in Free Guy with Ryan Reynolds, but best known as Steve from the Netflix show as we wait for the final season. Not just Kate Bush who gets a big hit out of the show then! Moby also topped my chart after a season 4 placement, along with Kate Bush.
1 2 1 9 SEND IN THE CLOWNS – Glynis Johns 476800
2 1 1 2 THE SOUND OF THE CROWD – The Human League 285000
3 3 1 5 HOLD ON HOPE – Glen Campbell & Eric Church 431000
4 5 1 6 BLAME YOU – Nero featuring Alana Watson 665000
5 7 5 3 CARRY YOU – Martin Garrix, Third=Party & Oaks featuring Declan J Donovan 132000
6 4 1 7 BURNING IN FLAMES – Kaiser Chiefs 551000
7 6 3 6 OH NO :: HE SAID WHAT? – Nothing But Thieves 385000
8 9 8 6 LONELINESS – Pet Shop Boys 219000
9 NEW 9 1 HOLD TIGHT! – Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich 45000
10 10 10 5 TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON – Billy Joel 151200
11 8 6 7 ALL NIGHT LONG – Kungs, David Guetta & Izzy Bizu 292200
12 16 12 3 TRAINING SEASON – Dua Lipa 78500
13 19 13 3 LET IT RIDE – Paloma Faith 71000
14 12 12 7 THE ANSWER – Johnny Marr 155600
15 17 15 4 CRAZY LOVE – Above & Beyond featuring Zoe Johnston 72600
16 11 7 7 SELFISH – Justin Timberlake 227200
17 13 2 6 SPITFIRE – WE ARE ONE 393000
18 15 15 5 KISS OF LIFE – Shaznay Lewis 97900
19 25 19 6 BEAT OF YOUR HEART – Purple Disco Machine & ASDIS 77300
20 30 20 7 NIGHTFLIGHT TO VENUS – Boney M 97300
21 14 10 7 NEVER BE ALONE – Becky Hill & Sonny Fodera 156650
22 22 22 5 STARS ON 45 THEME – Sgt Slick featuring Starsound 83200
23 31 22 8 YES, AND? – Ariana Grande 129850
24 24 24 3 THERE’S NO ME…WITHOUT YOU – Glen Campbell & Carole King 56300
25 20 20 16 MICHELLE – The Beatles 215200
26 18 15 7 SUPERNOVA – Bananarama 148400
27 NEW 27 1 LIGHTER – Galantis, David Guetta & 5 Seconds Of Summer 18400
28 21 5 10 SHADES OF LOVE – The Blessed Madonna featuring The Joy 374250
29 66 29 2 SATURN – SZA 25000
30 23 6 8 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (STAY HIGH) – The Black Keys 282250
31 27 9 7 NO STRINGS – X Ambassadors 190550
32 26 8 7 AM I GETTING THROUGH PARTS 1 & 2 – Sheryl Crow 209300
33 38 33 4 DANCE ALONE – Sia & Kylie Minogue 64100
34 37 34 4 LONELY DANCERS – Conan Gray 56500
35 28 12 8 LOSE CONTROL – Teddy Swims 190000
36 29 23 8 DEEP IN YOUR LOVE – Alok & Bebe Rexha 116650
37 33 1 14 IMMORTAL – Lufthaus featuring Sophie Ellis-Bextor & Robbie Williams 1116000
38 43 38 4 OH HI – Crowded House 45000
39 39 30 7 HIGH – Bryn Christopher 105200
40 32 19 7 CAN’T GET ENOUGH – Jennifer Lopez 127850
41 34 24 8 A LITTLE MORE LOST – Georgia Ku 142500
42 42 42 6 CREEPING ON THE DANCEFLOOR – The Zutons 69700
43 NEW 43 1 RIDE – Mia Rodriguez 13500
44 47 44 3 HIGH – Stephen Sanchez 30950
45 53 45 4 I’LL BE AROUND – The Detroit Spinners 36050
46 59 46 2 I’M NOT BITTER – Dadi Freyr 22850
47 50 47 3 IS THIS LOVE? – James 30900
48 49 48 5 NOT PREPARED FOR YOU – Beverley Knight 45600
49 35 12 6 SHAPE OF ME – Rita Ora featuring Keith Urban 143350
50 40 33 6 LIL BOO THANG – Paul Russell 98300
51 44 1 15 SEBASTIAN – Cockney Rebel 1170950
52 56 52 4 COULD IT BE I’M FALLING IN LOVE – The Detroit Spinners 31900
53 45 1 16 GOOD AT BREAKING HEARTS – Jungle featuring JNR Williams & 33.3 917250
54 64 54 2 ILLUSIONS – Jalen Ngonda 18100
55 55 55 4 A PLACE IN YOUR HEART – Gabrielle 32800
56 57 56 2 BELFAST CHILD – Simple Minds 21000
57 NEW 57 1 SECRETS – Glockenbach and Ownboss featuring Jazz Montell 10400
58 62 58 2 LOCKSMITH – Sadie Jean 17600
59 46 46 6 LOVER’S LEAP – Elbow 62150
60 61 60 3 TEXAS HOLD ‘EM – Beyonce 21700
61 52 52 6 STICK SEASON – Noah Kahan 55400
62 75 62 2 GIMME SOME KINDA SIGN – UB40 featuring Gilly G 12400
63 63 63 2 I PREDICT A RIOT – Kaiser Chiefs 14400
64 41 41 5 CLARITY – 24kGoldn 47500
65 73 65 2 ENOUGH – Jess Glynne 12400
66 70 66 2 ALL OR NOTHING – Rebecca & Fiona 12800
67 54 1 24 HOLD ON TO NOW – Kylie Minogue 1054950
68 68 68 5 NOTHING BUT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD – Glen Campbell & Eric Clapton 29800
69 69 69 4 WHEN THE STARS GO BLUE – Paul Young 23400
70 51 35 8 MIRACLE – Shaznay Lewis 84750
71 71 71 3 I’D LIKE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEM – The Dandy Warhols featuring Slash 16400
72 78 72 2 COULD YOU BE LOVED – Bob Marley & The Wailers 10000
73 74 73 2 ROUND WE GO – Madness 10600
74 77 74 2 THE RIGHT WRONG – The Feeling 9800
75 79 75 2 SO MUCH (FOR) STARDUST – Fall Out Boy 9200
76 76 76 2 DRIVING ME CRAZY – Rick Astley 9600
77 72 72 3 IS IT OVER NOW? (TAYLOR’S VERSION) – Taylor Swift 14200
78 RE 17 16 BACK ON 74 – Jungle 208900
79 60 39 5 MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR – Sophie Ellis-Bextor 55100
80 80 80 2 JAMMING – Bob Marley & The Wailers 8000
81 NEW 81 1 END OF BEGINNING – DJO 3800
82 NEW 82 1 DIZZY – Olly Alexander 3600
83 NEW 83 1 FLAMME – Juliette Armanet 3400
84 NEW 84 1 PRETTY LITTLE THING – Jungle featuring Bas 3200
85 NEW 85 1 PURPLE IRISES – Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton 3000
36 36 15 HEY BULLDOG – The Beatles 183650
48 48 3 HAVE YOU SEEN HER – The Chi-Lites 25300
58 6 16 HOUDINI – Dua Lipa 418200
65 10 12 JAMCOD – The Jesus And Mary Chain 260900
67 67 4 FROM HERE TO ETERNITY – Engelbert Humperdinck 24000
10th March 2024
It’s up to the top spot for Carry You, that’ll be Martin Garix’s second chart-topper 9 years after the first one (Animals), and a first for the guest/associates listed in the credits. Dave Dee & Co go up to 2 with their 60’s stomper Hold Tight, making it their 3rd biggest chart hit (with loads still uncharted) and Paloma Faith makes it a hat trick of top 10’s from the new album and also debuts Sweatpants at 47. Boney M haven’t gone top 10 a previously uncharted track since 1979! So, 46 years late Nightflight To Venus becomes their 9th top 10, and the 5th charting track from their monster album of the same name.
Mia Rodriguez climbs 33 places to 10 with her very Toxic-ish Ride and SZA climbs with the second charting planet, Saturn. All we need is Drops OF Jupiter, Girl From Mars, Earth Song and Mercury Rev and The Neptunes to return to have an almost complete set of planets. Just need some to have a go at Uranus. One day I expect it will happen. Usher returns after a decade away with the very decent Kissing Strangers, and Delta Doodrem gets her 3rd chart entry, her second in a row. Wait over 20 years for a follow-up and bang, just a few weeks wait for the next one!
We lost 3 singer/musicians this week, Steve Lawrence passed away at a fair age, so my childhood fave I Just Wanna Stay Here with his wife Eydie Gormez debuts for the first time over 60 years late at 23, though the song previously charted for Dusty Springfield in her 90’s cover version. Karl Wallinger also sadly died, same age as me, formerly of The Waterboys, who topped my charts with The Whole Of The Moon, and World Party, who had a good run of chart entries but never a big hit. Ship Of Fools was my fave, from 1986 and that returns, as does Eric Carmen’s original version of All By Myself from 1976, following his passing.
1 5 1 4 CARRY YOU – Martin Garrix, Third=Party & Oaks featuring Declan J Donovan 302000
2 9 2 2 HOLD TIGHT! – Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich 160000
3 3 1 6 HOLD ON HOPE – Glen Campbell & Eric Church 516000
4 6 1 8 BURNING IN FLAMES – Kaiser Chiefs 616000
5 4 1 7 BLAME YOU – Nero featuring Alana Watson 725000
6 2 1 3 THE SOUND OF THE CROWD – The Human League 340000
7 1 1 10 SEND IN THE CLOWNS – Glynis Johns 526800
8 13 8 4 LET IT RIDE – Paloma Faith 119000
9 20 9 8 NIGHTFLIGHT TO VENUS – Boney M 142300
10 43 10 2 RIDE – Mia Rodriguez 55500
11 7 3 7 OH NO :: HE SAID WHAT? – Nothing But Thieves 422000
12 12 12 4 TRAINING SEASON – Dua Lipa 113500
13 10 10 6 TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON – Billy Joel 183200
14 11 6 8 ALL NIGHT LONG – Kungs, David Guetta & Izzy Bizu 321200
15 15 15 5 CRAZY LOVE – Above & Beyond featuring Zoe Johnston 99600
16 8 8 7 LONELINESS – Pet Shop Boys 244000
17 27 17 2 LIGHTER – Galantis, David Guetta & 5 Seconds Of Summer 41400
18 14 12 8 THE ANSWER – Johnny Marr 177600
19 29 19 3 SATURN – SZA 46000
20 18 15 6 KISS OF LIFE – Shaznay Lewis 117900
21 16 7 8 SELFISH – Justin Timberlake 246950
22 21 10 8 NEVER BE ALONE – Becky Hill & Sonny Fodera 176150
23 NEW 23 1 I JUST WANNA STAY HERE – Steve Lawrence & Eydie Gormez 19250
24 24 24 4 THERE’S NO ME…WITHOUT YOU – Glen Campbell & Carole King 75300
25 19 19 7 BEAT OF YOUR HEART – Purple Disco Machine & ASDIS 96050
26 17 2 7 SPITFIRE – WE ARE ONE 411500
27 22 22 6 STARS ON 45 THEME – Sgt Slick featuring Starsound 101600
28 46 28 3 I’M NOT BITTER – Dadi Freyr 41150
29 38 29 5 OH HI – Crowded House 63200
30 26 15 8 SUPERNOVA – Bananarama 166400
31 23 22 9 YES, AND? – Ariana Grande 147750
32 34 32 5 LONELY DANCERS – Conan Gray 74300
33 33 33 5 DANCE ALONE – Sia & Kylie Minogue 81800
34 28 5 11 SHADES OF LOVE – The Blessed Madonna featuring The Joy 391850
35 30 6 9 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (STAY HIGH) – The Black Keys 299750
36 31 9 8 NO STRINGS – X Ambassadors 207950
37 32 8 8 AM I GETTING THROUGH PARTS 1 & 2 – Sheryl Crow 226600
38 62 38 3 GIMME SOME KINDA SIGN – UB40 featuring Gilly G 29600
39 47 39 4 IS THIS LOVE? – James 48000
40 45 40 5 I’LL BE AROUND – The Detroit Spinners 53050
41 44 41 4 HIGH – Stephen Sanchez 44950
42 37 1 15 IMMORTAL – Lufthaus featuring Sophie Ellis-Bextor & Robbie Williams 1129750
43 35 12 9 LOSE CONTROL – Teddy Swims 203500
44 36 23 9 DEEP IN YOUR LOVE – Alok & Bebe Rexha 129900
45 52 45 5 COULD IT BE I’M FALLING IN LOVE – The Detroit Spinners 44900
46 48 46 6 NOT PREPARED FOR YOU – Beverley Knight 58350
47 NEW 47 1 SWEATPANTS – Paloma Faith 12500
48 39 30 8 HIGH – Bryn Christopher 117500
49 41 24 9 A LITTLE MORE LOST – Georgia Ku 154600
50 54 50 3 ILLUSIONS – Jalen Ngonda 30100
51 40 19 8 CAN’T GET ENOUGH – Jennifer Lopez 139600
52 57 52 2 SECRETS – Glockenbach and Ownboss featuring Jazz Montell 21900
53 58 53 3 LOCKSMITH – Sadie Jean 28850
54 51 1 16 SEBASTIAN – Cockney Rebel 1181950
55 55 55 5 A PLACE IN YOUR HEART – Gabrielle 43600
56 56 56 3 BELFAST CHILD – Simple Minds 31600
57 53 1 17 GOOD AT BREAKING HEARTS – Jungle featuring JNR Williams & 33.3 927650
58 82 58 2 DIZZY – Olly Alexander 13800
59 49 12 7 SHAPE OF ME – Rita Ora featuring Keith Urban 153450
60 60 60 4 TEXAS HOLD ‘EM – Beyonce 31700
61 42 42 7 CREEPING ON THE DANCEFLOOR – The Zutons 77200
62 50 33 7 LIL BOO THANG – Paul Russell 105700
63 63 63 3 I PREDICT A RIOT – Kaiser Chiefs 21600
64 65 64 3 ENOUGH – Jess Glynne 19500
65 66 65 3 ALL OR NOTHING – Rebecca & Fiona 19800
66 75 66 3 SO MUCH (FOR) STARDUST – Fall Out Boy 16000
67 74 67 3 THE RIGHT WRONG – The Feeling 16400
68 76 68 3 DRIVING ME CRAZY – Rick Astley 16000
69 81 69 2 END OF BEGINNING – DJO 10000
70 85 70 2 PURPLE IRISES – Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton 9000
71 71 71 4 I’D LIKE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEM – The Dandy Warhols featuring Slash 22200
72 73 72 3 ROUND WE GO – Madness 16200
73 67 1 25 HOLD ON TO NOW – Kylie Minogue 1060350
74 84 74 2 PRETTY LITTLE THING – Jungle featuring Bas 8400
75 NEW 75 1 SHIP OF FOOLS – World Party 5000
76 83 76 2 FLAMME – Juliette Armanet 8200
77 NEW 77 1 KISSING STRANGERS – Usher 4600
78 NEW 78 1 HEARTS ON THE RUN – Delta Goodrem 4400
79 NEW 79 1 DO NOT DISTURB (KRYSTAL KLEAR NEW WAVE REMIX) – Bananarama 4200
80 NEW 80 1 ALL BY MYSELF – Eric Carmen 4000
DROP OUTS
80 80 2 JAMMING – Bob Marley & The Wailers 8000
25 20 16 MICHELLE – The Beatles 215200
59 46 6 LOVER’S LEAP – Elbow 62150
61 52 6 STICK SEASON – Noah Kahan 55400
64 41 5 CLARITY – 24kGoldn 47500
68 68 5 NOTHING BUT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD – Glen Campbell & Eric Clapton 29800
69 69 4 WHEN THE STARS GO BLUE – Paul Young 23400
70 35 8 MIRACLE – Shaznay Lewis 84750
72 72 2 COULD YOU BE LOVED – Bob Marley & The Wailers 10000
77 72 3 IS IT OVER NOW? (TAYLOR’S VERSION) – Taylor Swift 14200
78 17 16 BACK ON 74 – Jungle 208900
79 39 5 MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR – Sophie Ellis-Bextor 55100
17th March 2024
It’s a delayed number one for Hold Tight! Dave Dee & co were a fave band when I was a kiddie, and this was a rockin’ great song now being used in advert, and that gave me a great excuse to chart it belatedly, being as 1966 predated my first charts, so the 58-year-old stompin’ fuzzy guitar chanter gives the band their 3rd chart-topper. I was 8 years old when this was brand new and it’s one of the longest waits for any record to top my chart trailing only The Moody Blues Go Now! Dua Lipa grabs yet another top 10, and ditto David Guetta and Galantis, all of them ratcheting up the future back catalogue. Above & Beyond get a second top 10, meanwhile.
Steve Harley sadly passed away this week, I had a ticket to see him on tour, but that got postponed and now tragically cancelled, and it’s almost 50 years since Judy Teen started his chart career with Cockney Rebel, so that returns and pushes out Sebastian which flopped in 1973. His Andrew LLoyd-Webber chart hit is also returning as I under-rated it at the time (1986-ish) The Phantom Of The Opera is the title track of a fab musical.
Other new entries: Ariana follows up with a new one, Selena Gomez too, both are pretty good, Kasabian are back after a short break, James now have two in the chart, they’ve done that many times in their career, and Good Neighbours debut. Finally Pharrell has been absent a bit of late, but grabs Miley Cyrus to help get a bit of a push with his Doctor.
1 2 1 3 HOLD TIGHT! – Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich 330000
2 1 1 5 CARRY YOU – Martin Garrix, Third=Party & Oaks featuring Declan J Donovan 417000
3 3 1 7 HOLD ON HOPE – Glen Campbell & Eric Church 601000
4 9 4 9 NIGHTFLIGHT TO VENUS – Boney M 207300
5 10 5 3 RIDE – Mia Rodriguez 115500
6 4 1 9 BURNING IN FLAMES – Kaiser Chiefs 671000
7 12 7 5 TRAINING SEASON – Dua Lipa 163500
8 8 8 5 LET IT RIDE – Paloma Faith 167000
9 17 9 3 LIGHTER – Galantis, David Guetta & 5 Seconds Of Summer 86400
10 15 10 6 CRAZY LOVE – Above & Beyond featuring Zoe Johnston 141600
11 5 1 8 BLAME YOU – Nero featuring Alana Watson 762000
12 11 3 8 OH NO :: HE SAID WHAT? – Nothing But Thieves 457000
13 6 1 4 THE SOUND OF THE CROWD – The Human League 372000
14 7 1 11 SEND IN THE CLOWNS – Glynis Johns 555800
15 18 12 9 THE ANSWER – Johnny Marr 204600
16 13 10 7 TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON – Billy Joel 208200
17 19 17 4 SATURN – SZA 69000
18 14 6 9 ALL NIGHT LONG – Kungs, David Guetta & Izzy Bizu 343200
19 23 19 2 I JUST WANNA STAY HERE – Steve Lawrence & Eydie Gormez 40250
20 16 8 8 LONELINESS – Pet Shop Boys 264000
21 20 15 7 KISS OF LIFE – Shaznay Lewis 137650
22 25 19 8 BEAT OF YOUR HEART – Purple Disco Machine & ASDIS 115550
23 24 23 5 THERE’S NO ME…WITHOUT YOU – Glen Campbell & Carole King 94550
24 22 10 9 NEVER BE ALONE – Becky Hill & Sonny Fodera 195150
25 47 25 2 SWEATPANTS – Paloma Faith 31250
26 28 26 4 I’M NOT BITTER – Dadi Freyr 59650
27 21 7 9 SELFISH – Justin Timberlake 265350
28 38 28 4 GIMME SOME KINDA SIGN – UB40 featuring Gilly G 47900
29 29 29 6 OH HI – Crowded House 81400
30 26 2 8 SPITFIRE – WE ARE ONE 429500
31 50 31 4 ILLUSIONS – Jalen Ngonda 48000
32 32 32 6 LONELY DANCERS – Conan Gray 92100
33 27 22 7 STARS ON 45 THEME – Sgt Slick featuring Starsound 119300
34 40 34 6 I’LL BE AROUND – The Detroit Spinners 70650
35 52 35 3 SECRETS – Glockenbach and Ownboss featuring Jazz Montell 39400
36 39 36 5 IS THIS LOVE? – James 65400
37 33 33 6 DANCE ALONE – Sia & Kylie Minogue 99100
38 77 38 2 KISSING STRANGERS – Usher 21800
39 30 15 9 SUPERNOVA – Bananarama 183500
40 69 40 3 END OF BEGINNING – DJO 27000
41 45 41 6 COULD IT BE I’M FALLING IN LOVE – The Detroit Spinners 58900
42 58 42 3 DIZZY – Olly Alexander 27550
43 31 22 10 YES, AND? – Ariana Grande 161250
44 46 44 7 NOT PREPARED FOR YOU – Beverley Knight 71600
45 64 45 4 ENOUGH – Jess Glynne 32500
46 36 9 9 NO STRINGS – X Ambassadors 220700
47 37 8 9 AM I GETTING THROUGH PARTS 1 & 2 – Sheryl Crow 239100
48 42 1 16 IMMORTAL – Lufthaus featuring Sophie Ellis-Bextor & Robbie Williams 1142050
49 NEW 49 1 JUDY TEEN – Cockney Rebel 12100
50 34 5 12 SHADES OF LOVE – The Blessed Madonna featuring The Joy 403850
51 56 51 4 BELFAST CHILD – Simple Minds 43350
52 35 6 10 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (STAY HIGH) – The Black Keys 311250
53 53 53 4 LOCKSMITH – Sadie Jean 40100
54 65 54 4 ALL OR NOTHING – Rebecca & Fiona 30800
55 41 41 5 HIGH – Stephen Sanchez 55750
56 66 56 4 SO MUCH (FOR) STARDUST – Fall Out Boy 26600
57 70 57 3 PURPLE IRISES – Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton 19400
58 44 23 10 DEEP IN YOUR LOVE – Alok & Bebe Rexha 140100
59 43 12 10 LOSE CONTROL – Teddy Swims 213600
60 74 60 3 PRETTY LITTLE THING – Jungle featuring Bas 18400
61 75 61 2 SHIP OF FOOLS – World Party 12500
62 67 62 4 THE RIGHT WRONG – The Feeling 23800
63 49 24 10 A LITTLE MORE LOST – Georgia Ku 161800
64 57 1 18 GOOD AT BREAKING HEARTS – Jungle featuring JNR Williams & 33.3 934750
65 76 65 3 FLAMME – Juliette Armanet 15200
66 48 30 9 HIGH – Bryn Christopher 124300
67 51 19 9 CAN’T GET ENOUGH – Jennifer Lopez 146200
68 68 68 4 DRIVING ME CRAZY – Rick Astley 22400
69 NEW 69 1 WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS (WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE) – Ariana Grande 6200
70 78 70 2 HEARTS ON THE RUN – Delta Goodrem 10400
71 NEW 71 1 LOVE ON – Selena Gomez 5800
72 72 72 4 ROUND WE GO – Madness 21800
73 NEW 73 1 THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA – Steve Harley & Sarah Brightman 5400
74 NEW 74 1 BEEN LIKE THIS – Meghan Trainor & T-Pain 5200
75 79 75 2 DO NOT DISTURB (KRYSTAL KLEAR NEW WAVE REMIX) – Bananarama 9200
76 NEW 76 1 CALL – Kasabian 4800
77 80 77 2 ALL BY MYSELF – Eric Carmen 8600
78 NEW 78 1 OUR WORLD – James 4400
79 NEW 79 1 HOME – Good Neighbours 4200
80 NEW 80 1 DOCTOR (WORK IT OUT) – Pharrell Williams & Miley Cyrus 4000
DROP OUTS
54 1 16 SEBASTIAN – Cockney Rebel 1181950
55 55 5 A PLACE IN YOUR HEART – Gabrielle 43600
59 12 7 SHAPE OF ME – Rita Ora featuring Keith Urban 153450
60 60 4 TEXAS HOLD ‘EM – Beyonce 31700
61 42 7 CREEPING ON THE DANCEFLOOR – The Zutons 77200
62 33 7 LIL BOO THANG – Paul Russell 105700
63 63 3 I PREDICT A RIOT – Kaiser Chiefs 21600
71 71 4 I’D LIKE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEM – The Dandy Warhols featuring Slash 22200
73 1 25 HOLD ON TO NOW – Kylie Minogue 1060350
24th March 2024
It’s a bop top 3 with Martin Garrix back up for a second week on top, but threatened by the Toxic-inspired Ride at 2 from Mia Rodriguez and a chart debut for Rose Gray at 3 with the clubtastic Ecstasy. I feel like clubbing, if only I had the energy! That’s Rose’s 3rd top 3 inside 3 years in my charts. Some of last week’s new crop get big leaps this week, while the new entries include a 2nd return to form this year from Lenny Kravitz, on the 80’s-ish Human at 36.
Girls Aloud have some unreleased tracks out, and in at 43 the rather nice Baby When You Go makes a decent addition to their back catalogue of the Noughties. Seeb have been charting for 7 years, including chart-topper Free to Go in 2019, and they return with Before You go at 64. The Legendary Bon Jovi return for a 38th year of charting at 70, while Fairground Attraction split up in 1988 or thereabouts, a big hit, a good follow-up and that was that apart from Eddie Reader’s solo career in the 90’s – well she and gang are back 36 years on for a pertinent song, What’s Wrong With The World? I could write a book to answer that one.
That leaves Mark Knopfler’s Guitar Heroes on the charity 10-minute cover of his Local Hero movie theme Going Home – it’s an instrumental with more rock legends than have ever gathered together on one track before, totally guaranteed. Mark obviosuly has been charting for 45 years, since Sultans Of Swing hit 2 in my charts for Dire Straits, but it brings back Ringo Starr, Duane Eddy, Hank Marvin, Brian May, Joan Jett and many many more to the singles chart. The OCC will never bother to mention it, but Duane Eddy and Hank Marvin were active in the 1950’s, so beat that anyone! (nobody can, most others are dead) From the point of view of my charts, that gives actual chart spans of 49 years to Duane and Hank, 50 to Brian May, and 56 to Ringo, who now holds the record for longest chart-span ahead of The Beatles, oops! Had I been charting in the 60’s Hank would hold the record with 61 years, from Summer Holiday/Bachelor Boy.
1 2 1 6 CARRY YOU – Martin Garrix, Third=Party & Oaks featuring Declan J Donovan 587000
2 5 2 4 RIDE – Mia Rodriguez 230500
3 NEW 3 1 ECSTASY – Rose Gray 85000
4 1 1 4 HOLD TIGHT! – Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich 395000
5 3 1 8 HOLD ON HOPE – Glen Campbell & Eric Church 661000
6 7 6 6 TRAINING SEASON – Dua Lipa 218500
7 10 7 7 CRAZY LOVE – Above & Beyond featuring Zoe Johnston 191600
8 6 1 10 BURNING IN FLAMES – Kaiser Chiefs 719000
9 9 9 4 LIGHTER – Galantis, David Guetta & 5 Seconds Of Summer 131400
10 4 4 10 NIGHTFLIGHT TO VENUS – Boney M 249300
11 23 11 6 THERE’S NO ME…WITHOUT YOU – Glen Campbell & Carole King 131550
12 8 8 6 LET IT RIDE – Paloma Faith 202000
13 11 1 9 BLAME YOU – Nero featuring Alana Watson 794000
14 12 3 9 OH NO :: HE SAID WHAT? – Nothing But Thieves 486000
15 16 10 8 TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON – Billy Joel 235200
16 17 16 5 SATURN – SZA 94000
17 15 12 10 THE ANSWER – Johnny Marr 227600
18 19 18 3 I JUST WANNA STAY HERE – Steve Lawrence & Eydie Gormez 62250
19 28 19 5 GIMME SOME KINDA SIGN – UB40 featuring Gilly G 68900
20 25 20 3 SWEATPANTS – Paloma Faith 51250
21 14 1 12 SEND IN THE CLOWNS – Glynis Johns 575550
22 13 1 5 THE SOUND OF THE CROWD – The Human League 391500
23 18 6 10 ALL NIGHT LONG – Kungs, David Guetta & Izzy Bizu 362450
24 26 24 5 I’M NOT BITTER – Dadi Freyr 78650
25 79 25 2 HOME – Good Neighbours 22950
26 20 8 9 LONELINESS – Pet Shop Boys 282500
27 24 10 10 NEVER BE ALONE – Becky Hill & Sonny Fodera 213550
28 74 28 2 BEEN LIKE THIS – Meghan Trainor & T-Pain 23500
29 38 29 3 KISSING STRANGERS – Usher 40000
30 31 30 5 ILLUSIONS – Jalen Ngonda 66000
31 21 15 8 KISS OF LIFE – Shaznay Lewis 155550
32 71 32 2 LOVE ON – Selena Gomez 23600
33 40 33 4 END OF BEGINNING – DJO 44700
34 34 34 7 I’LL BE AROUND – The Detroit Spinners 88250
35 35 35 4 SECRETS – Glockenbach and Ownboss featuring Jazz Montell 56900
36 NEW 36 1 HUMAN – Lenny Kravitz 17400
37 22 19 9 BEAT OF YOUR HEART – Purple Disco Machine & ASDIS 132850
38 29 29 7 OH HI – Crowded House 98600
39 27 7 10 SELFISH – Justin Timberlake 282450
40 30 2 9 SPITFIRE – WE ARE ONE 446500
41 41 41 7 COULD IT BE I’M FALLING IN LOVE – The Detroit Spinners 72900
42 42 42 4 DIZZY – Olly Alexander 41300
43 NEW 43 1 BABY WHEN YOU GO – Girls Aloud 13500
44 32 32 7 LONELY DANCERS – Conan Gray 105350
45 45 45 5 ENOUGH – Jess Glynne 45500
46 33 22 8 STARS ON 45 THEME – Sgt Slick featuring Starsound 132050
47 49 47 2 JUDY TEEN – Cockney Rebel 24600
48 54 48 5 ALL OR NOTHING – Rebecca & Fiona 43100
49 51 49 5 BELFAST CHILD – Simple Minds 55450
50 69 50 2 WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS (WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE) – Ariana Grande 18200
51 43 22 11 YES, AND? – Ariana Grande 173000
52 48 1 17 IMMORTAL – Lufthaus featuring Sophie Ellis-Bextor & Robbie Williams 1153550
53 53 53 5 LOCKSMITH – Sadie Jean 51350
54 39 15 10 SUPERNOVA – Bananarama 194500
55 56 55 5 SO MUCH (FOR) STARDUST – Fall Out Boy 37400
56 36 36 6 IS THIS LOVE? – James 76000
57 57 57 4 PURPLE IRISES – Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton 29800
58 46 9 10 NO STRINGS – X Ambassadors 230900
59 60 59 4 PRETTY LITTLE THING – Jungle featuring Bas 29500
60 61 60 3 SHIP OF FOOLS – World Party 22500
61 47 8 10 AM I GETTING THROUGH PARTS 1 & 2 – Sheryl Crow 246600
62 37 33 7 DANCE ALONE – Sia & Kylie Minogue 106500
63 44 44 8 NOT PREPARED FOR YOU – Beverley Knight 78800
64 NEW 64 1 BEFORE YOU GO – Seeb 7100
65 65 65 4 FLAMME – Juliette Armanet 22200
66 73 66 2 THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA – Steve Harley & Sarah Brightman 12200
67 70 67 3 HEARTS ON THE RUN – Delta Goodrem 17000
68 68 68 5 DRIVING ME CRAZY – Rick Astley 28800
69 76 69 2 CALL – Kasabian 11000
70 NEW 70 1 LEGENDARY – Bon Jovi 6000
71 NEW 71 1 TOO SWEET – Hozier 5800
72 55 41 6 HIGH – Stephen Sanchez 61350
73 75 73 3 DO NOT DISTURB (KRYSTAL KLEAR NEW WAVE REMIX) – Bananarama 14600
74 50 5 13 SHADES OF LOVE – The Blessed Madonna featuring The Joy 409050
75 78 75 2 OUR WORLD – James 9400
76 NEW 76 1 GOING HOME (THEME FROM LOCAL HERO) – Mark Knopfler’s Guitar Heroes 4800
77 77 77 3 ALL BY MYSELF – Eric Carmen 13200
78 NEW 78 1 WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD? – Fairground Attraction 4400
79 52 6 11 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (STAY HIGH) – The Black Keys 315650
80 80 80 2 DOCTOR (WORK IT OUT) – Pharrell Williams & Miley Cyrus 8000
DROP OUTS
58 23 10 DEEP IN YOUR LOVE – Alok & Bebe Rexha 140100
59 12 10 LOSE CONTROL – Teddy Swims 213600
62 62 4 THE RIGHT WRONG – The Feeling 23800
63 24 10 A LITTLE MORE LOST – Georgia Ku 161800
64 1 18 GOOD AT BREAKING HEARTS – Jungle featuring JNR Williams & 33.3 934750
66 30 9 HIGH – Bryn Christopher 124300
67 19 9 CAN’T GET ENOUGH – Jennifer Lopez 146200
72 72 4 ROUND WE GO – Madness 21800
31st March 2024
It’s a brand new number one as Rose Gray does what she nearly did twice before, and is now in Ecstasy at being number one. Above & Beyond also hit a new peak with Crazy Love outdoing Another Chance which reached 4 in 2017. Good Neighbours bring Home into the top 10, and Glen Campbell gets a double posthumous top 10 with added new duet partners. Both are just wonderfully poignant. Highest new entry is Pet Shop Boys’ Dancing Star, which has Domino dancing vibes, albeit with Russian-related lyrics. In at 12 with more off the EP possibly coming next week. They still have a 100% track record for singles making my charts after 39 years.
Girls Aloud get a biggest chart hit in 15 years, there are act debuts from rocking Des Rocs and poppy RONDE, while Moby returns with new stuff to extend his run to well over 30 years following a 6-year gap, and gets a hand from Lady Blackbird on her 4th chart entry – about time she got some success in the real music world. The Vaccines drop in with ballad Hometown Of Jupiter, which means Venus and Saturn and Jupiter make 3 planets, plus Stardust and a new entry from Empire Of The Sun making for a very astronomical chart. The Vaccines haven’t charted since a Kylie collab in 2019, and this is their 5th to chart in 13 years.
Empire Of The Sun still have that distinctive synth and vocal sound on Changes, their 12th in a 15-year-chart-span. Liam Payne meanwhile nicks a Justin Timberlake style for Teardrops, a 6th charter in 7 years, and Declan J Donovan debuts a solo chart entry Hungry Heart, as his chart-topping collab with Martin Garrix and co drops off the top spot. AWOLNATION are on a 7th since debut smash Sail in 2013, Panoramic View new at 72, and it’s a welcome return to a mellow Feeder after being AWOL, as it were, for 18 years, to give them 16 chart entries in 26 years with Hey You.
Another 90’s band is also back, Eels’ Time is as quirky as ever, but keeps their trademark sound fresh, for a 14th song to chart in 27 years, including chart-topper Last Stop: This Town. Take That’s last single didnt do it for me, but they return with You And Me for 32 years of chart-bothering, Beyonce drops her new Cowboy carter album and I cherry-pick the Nancy Sinatra-sampling (Boots, of course) Ya Ya, and Richard hawley is back in reflective mood, on Heavy rain, his 14th charter in 22 years.
1 3 1 2 ECSTASY – Rose Gray 255000
2 1 1 7 CARRY YOU – Martin Garrix, Third=Party & Oaks featuring Declan J Donovan 702000
3 7 3 8 CRAZY LOVE – Above & Beyond featuring Zoe Johnston 276600
4 2 2 5 RIDE – Mia Rodriguez 295500
5 5 1 9 HOLD ON HOPE – Glen Campbell & Eric Church 721000
6 6 6 7 TRAINING SEASON – Dua Lipa 273500
7 25 7 3 HOME – Good Neighbours 72950
8 4 1 5 HOLD TIGHT! – Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich 443000
9 9 9 5 LIGHTER – Galantis, David Guetta & 5 Seconds Of Summer 176400
10 11 10 7 THERE’S NO ME…WITHOUT YOU – Glen Campbell & Carole King 173550
11 8 1 11 BURNING IN FLAMES – Kaiser Chiefs 756000
12 NEW 12 1 DANCING STAR – Pet Shop Boys 35000
13 43 13 2 BABY WHEN YOU GO – Girls Aloud 45500
14 12 8 7 LET IT RIDE – Paloma Faith 231000
15 16 15 6 SATURN – SZA 121000
16 13 1 10 BLAME YOU – Nero featuring Alana Watson 819000
17 15 10 9 TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON – Billy Joel 258200
18 20 18 4 SWEATPANTS – Paloma Faith 73250
19 19 19 6 GIMME SOME KINDA SIGN – UB40 featuring Gilly G 89900
20 24 20 6 I’M NOT BITTER – Dadi Freyr 98650
21 14 3 10 OH NO :: HE SAID WHAT? – Nothing But Thieves 505750
22 10 4 11 NIGHTFLIGHT TO VENUS – Boney M 268800
23 17 12 11 THE ANSWER – Johnny Marr 246850
24 NEW 24 1 LET ME LIVE/ LET ME DIE – Des Rocs 19000
25 28 25 3 BEEN LIKE THIS – Meghan Trainor & T-Pain 42250
26 29 26 4 KISSING STRANGERS – Usher 58500
27 30 27 6 ILLUSIONS – Jalen Ngonda 84400
28 32 28 3 LOVE ON – Selena Gomez 41900
29 34 29 8 I’LL BE AROUND – The Detroit Spinners 106450
30 33 30 5 END OF BEGINNING – DJO 62700
31 18 18 4 I JUST WANNA STAY HERE – Steve Lawrence & Eydie Gormez 80150
32 36 32 2 HUMAN – Lenny Kravitz 35200
33 21 1 13 SEND IN THE CLOWNS – Glynis Johns 593250
34 35 34 5 SECRETS – Glockenbach and Ownboss featuring Jazz Montell 74500
35 23 6 11 ALL NIGHT LONG – Kungs, David Guetta & Izzy Bizu 379950
36 NEW 36 1 UNDECIDED – RONDE 17400
37 42 37 5 DIZZY – Olly Alexander 58600
38 41 38 8 COULD IT BE I’M FALLING IN LOVE – The Detroit Spinners 90100
39 64 39 2 BEFORE YOU GO – Seeb 24200
40 26 8 10 LONELINESS – Pet Shop Boys 299500
41 22 1 6 THE SOUND OF THE CROWD – The Human League 405500
42 27 10 11 NEVER BE ALONE – Becky Hill & Sonny Fodera 227300
43 31 15 9 KISS OF LIFE – Shaznay Lewis 169050
44 NEW 44 1 DARK DAYS – Moby & Lady Blackbird 13250
45 48 45 6 ALL OR NOTHING – Rebecca & Fiona 56100
46 49 46 6 BELFAST CHILD – Simple Minds 68200
47 47 47 3 JUDY TEEN – Cockney Rebel 37100
48 37 19 10 BEAT OF YOUR HEART – Purple Disco Machine & ASDIS 145150
49 NEW 49 1 HOMETOWN OF JUPITER – The Vaccines 12100
50 50 50 3 WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS (WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE) – Ariana Grande 30200
51 38 29 8 OH HI – Crowded House 110350
52 39 7 11 SELFISH – Justin Timberlake 293950
53 40 2 10 SPITFIRE – WE ARE ONE 457750
54 44 32 8 LONELY DANCERS – Conan Gray 116350
55 45 45 6 ENOUGH – Jess Glynne 56300
56 NEW 56 1 CHANGES – Empire Of The Sun 10600
57 60 57 4 SHIP OF FOOLS – World Party 32900
58 59 58 5 PRETTY LITTLE THING – Jungle featuring Bas 39700
59 52 1 18 IMMORTAL – Lufthaus featuring Sophie Ellis-Bextor & Robbie Williams 1163650
60 51 22 12 YES, AND? – Ariana Grande 183000
61 66 61 3 THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA – Steve Harley & Sarah Brightman 19700
62 NEW 62 1 TEARDROPS – Liam Payne 7400
63 53 53 6 LOCKSMITH – Sadie Jean 58550
64 69 64 3 CALL – Kasabian 18100
65 75 65 3 OUR WORLD – James 16400
66 55 55 6 SO MUCH (FOR) STARDUST – Fall Out Boy 44200
67 67 67 4 HEARTS ON THE RUN – Delta Goodrem 23600
68 70 68 2 LEGENDARY – Bon Jovi 12400
69 71 69 2 TOO SWEET – Hozier 12000
70 65 65 5 FLAMME – Juliette Armanet 28200
71 NEW 71 1 HUNGRY HEART – Declan J Donovan 5800
72 NEW 72 1 PANORAMIC VIEW – AWOLNATION 5600
73 NEW 73 1 HEY YOU – Feeder 5400
74 NEW 74 1 TIME – Eels 5200
75 76 75 2 GOING HOME (THEME FROM LOCAL HERO) – Mark Knopfler’s Guitar Heroes 9800
76 NEW 76 1 YOU AND ME – Take That 4800
77 78 77 2 WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD? – Fairground Attraction 9000
78 NEW 78 1 YA YA – Beyonce 4400
79 80 79 3 DOCTOR (WORK IT OUT) – Pharrell Williams & Miley Cyrus 12200
80 NEW 80 1 HEAVY RAIN – Richard Hawley 4000
DROP OUTS
46 22 8 STARS ON 45 THEME – Sgt Slick featuring Starsound 132050
54 15 10 SUPERNOVA – Bananarama 194500
56 36 6 IS THIS LOVE? – James 76000
57 57 4 PURPLE IRISES – Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton 29800
58 9 10 NO STRINGS – X Ambassadors 230900
61 8 10 AM I GETTING THROUGH PARTS 1 & 2 – Sheryl Crow 246600
62 33 7 DANCE ALONE – Sia & Kylie Minogue 106500
63 44 8 NOT PREPARED FOR YOU – Beverley Knight 78800
68 68 5 DRIVING ME CRAZY – Rick Astley 28800
72 41 6 HIGH – Stephen Sanchez 61350
73 73 3 DO NOT DISTURB (KRYSTAL KLEAR NEW WAVE REMIX) – Bananarama 14600
74 5 13 SHADES OF LOVE – The Blessed Madonna featuring The Joy 409050
77 77 3 ALL BY MYSELF – Eric Carmen 13200
79 6 11 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (STAY HIGH) – The Black Keys 315650